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Slang words you never thought of from the 1960's!

Ball

To party, as in Little Richards "Good Golly Miss Molly, Sho Like To Ball".
Later, it meant having intercourse.

Blue Flamer

Take a B.A.and add a big fart...then ignite it with a match.

Cherry

Pristine, Totally Clean. Example: "That rod is cherry"!

 

"Climb it, Tarzan"

An act of defiance. Said while giving someone "the bird".

Copasetic

Very good; all right, as in no problems. Example: Everything is copasetic.

Gone

Cool, groovy, neat, neato; said of a person, as in He's a real gone cat. Or you could say, I'm gone over him.

Gutt Waddin'

Any type of cheap fast food, to fill you up and take the hunger away. Example:"I'm going to Skippys to get some Gut Waddin."

Hacked

Angry, disgusted, mad, ticked off, etc. Sometimes used in reference to parents. "My Old Man is really hacked at me about my grades...."

Hangin' a B.A.

A car full of guys pulls up to another car (usually full of girls) and one of the guys pulls down his pants, bends over, and sticks his "bare ass" out the window.

Jelly Roll

Another way of combing your hair. You comb it up and forward on both sides and bring it together in the middle of the forehead.

Jump Bad

Looking for a fight - acting tough. As in "I think Jim was drunk last night, he tried to jump bad with everybody!"

Now adays we'd say "Get buck" or we refer to the other person as "trynna be hard".

Kybo

The bathroom. Stood for Keep Your Bowels Open.

Meat

As in, "Hey Meat"; A jocks term for "Guy" or "Man"

Melvin

Wedgie

Panty Waist

A mama's boy or a geek.

Paper Shaker

Pom Pom Girl

Pin

To look hard at someone. Example: Hey Bob, That guy over there is really pinning you.

Short

Car

Skag

An ugly girl.

Skirt

Girl

Sosh

Meaning a person who is stuck-up, snooty, and thinks they are better than everyone else.

Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.
Swampwater

Half A&W Root Beer and half Orange Drink.

"The Man"

Police

Thicker than a .00 malt

Someone that's not too bright. Back then, malts were only 30 cents.

Amusing Facts


Man Changes Name To Zipardi Duda

Most people want a name that people cannot usually pick on, but
a man from England has recently changed his legal name to
Zipardi Duda.  The man, Anthony Duda, told local newspapers that
he'd taken on the off-beat name to promote a charity for
children in Tanzania that he had set up.

Certain Words Makes Man Snap

Thomas Mitchell was found guilty for aggravated assault in the
shooting of his girlfriend.  He shot her because he thought she
was going to say the word "New Jersey."  His lawyer said certain
words caused Mitchell to snap such as "Wisconsin," "New Jersey,"
"Snickers," and "Mars."  Mitchell who is 54, covered his ears in
court when these words were about to be said.  The witnesses had
to use flashcards instead.  Mitchell was said to be troubled but
not crazy.  On March 19, 1999 Mitchell was convicted to shooting
his girlfriend three times because he thought she was going to
say "New Jersey." His girlfriend however survived the attack and
died from other causes before the trial had begun.

Zoo Investigates Virgin Shark Birth

Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska is investigating the
mysterious birth of a shark to a virgin mother shark.  Three
female sharks live in a tank at the zoo and neither have
ever been close to a male bonnethead shark since they arrived as
pups.  DNA test are being completed to find out which one of the
sharks is the mother and possibly an answer to who the father
is.

 

World's Dumbest

It Only Matters Whether You’re Right

A Columbia, Tennessee, woman, angry that her husband fell asleep with a lit cigarette that left a burn hole in the mattress, left a lit cigarette on the bed the next day to show him what would have happened had she not caught it in time.  The house burned down, as apparently expected.

Good thing she caught it in time.

 

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